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POSTAL 2 Achievements from POSTAL 2 89 of 89 (100 %)

Achieved
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:25 AM
Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:12 AM
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:26 AM
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 09:19 PM
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:55 AM
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 09:11 PM
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:35 AM
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 10:52 PM
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:13 AM
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:31 AM
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 07:46 PM
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 10:55 PM
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. Unlocked: December 17, 2013 10:22 PM
Cesar Millan is Very Happy Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. Unlocked: December 24, 2013 04:10 AM
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:06 AM
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 10:39 PM
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:41 PM
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 11:10 PM
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Unlocked: December 17, 2013 12:33 AM
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:15 AM
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 11:41 PM
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 02:39 AM
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:39 AM
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 11:27 PM
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:46 PM
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 09:13 PM
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:05 AM
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:35 AM
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:42 AM
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. Unlocked: December 25, 2013 01:56 AM
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:45 AM
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:10 AM
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Unlocked: December 22, 2013 02:57 AM
Anustart! Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 12:19 AM
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Unlocked: December 23, 2013 12:19 AM
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) Unlocked: December 25, 2013 02:37 AM
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 12:19 AM
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. Unlocked: December 30, 2013 03:20 AM
Fur Sure! Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:08 AM
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:26 AM
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 12:34 AM
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:26 AM
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:43 AM
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 08:24 PM
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 09:47 PM
I Am Legend I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 02:26 AM
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 02:32 AM
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:36 AM
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:38 AM
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 02:33 AM
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:25 AM
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:27 AM
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:28 AM
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 04:38 AM
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. Unlocked: December 15, 2013 01:18 AM
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 08:14 PM
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 09:52 PM
Door Mat Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 09:25 PM
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 03:40 AM
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 09:01 PM
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 02:30 AM
SCREW that game! SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. Unlocked: December 21, 2013 02:46 AM
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 08:15 PM
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. Unlocked: December 14, 2013 07:49 PM
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. Unlocked: December 16, 2013 10:41 PM
Gary vs. The K. Man Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. Unlocked: December 23, 2013 02:59 AM
You are not alone You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! Unlocked: December 21, 2013 03:13 AM
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. Unlocked: December 18, 2013 09:02 PM
GABAGOOOOOL! GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. Unlocked: April 17, 2015 10:44 PM
Holocaust: Part Deux Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 11:34 AM
Rain on your Wedding Day Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 01:13 PM
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 12:31 PM
Better than POSTAL III Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 07:40 PM
My Name is Jesus My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 11:16 PM
Harder than r/gonewild Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. Unlocked: April 26, 2015 07:27 PM
Adderall4All Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) Unlocked: April 26, 2015 10:35 PM
Ape Gape Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 06:59 PM
Dick Message Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 11:42 PM
PooMasher PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 08:27 PM
Hobo Sexual Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. Unlocked: April 23, 2015 09:59 PM
Ginger Mint Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 12:11 PM
Ode to Eddings Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 07:21 PM
Ladies Love Cake Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. Unlocked: April 18, 2015 01:11 PM
Rich on Reddit Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. Unlocked: April 19, 2015 12:45 PM
BioShocked BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. Unlocked: April 26, 2015 10:21 PM
Gettin DP'd Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 12:02 AM
You Snow Nothing John Blow You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 06:14 PM
RAFIBOMB!!! RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. Unlocked: April 24, 2015 11:59 PM
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! Unlocked: July 01, 2016 07:17 PM

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