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R. Kelly's Protege |
| Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:28 PM |
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Duck Dynasty |
| Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 08:34 PM |
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Here, Wilfred |
| Gained your first dog helper. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 08:26 AM |
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Chapelle's Show |
| Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:48 PM |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
| Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:53 PM |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
| Survived Monday. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 10:38 AM |
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C U Next Tuesday |
| Survived Tuesday. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 06:12 AM |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
| Survived Wednesday. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 08:24 AM |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
| Survived Thursday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 03:08 PM |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
| Survived Friday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 04:42 PM |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
| Survived Saturday. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 06:11 PM |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
| Exploded a nuclear bomb. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 06:16 PM |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
| Roasted 30 people with fire. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 03:26 PM |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
| Totaled 30 cars. Unlocked: January 27, 2018 11:26 AM |
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Darth Maul'd! |
| Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 05:37 PM |
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Reddit would be proud. |
| Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 10:15 AM |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
| Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 01:41 PM |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
| Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 06:30 PM |
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Running With Scissors |
| Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 07:06 PM |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
| Killed over 1,000 people. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 04:04 PM |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
| Killed all of the book protestors in the library. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 01:29 PM |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
| Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:56 PM |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
| Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 07:29 AM |
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Can't Touch This |
| Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 05:15 PM |
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Señor Cornballer |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 07:18 PM |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
| Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 03:51 PM |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
| Made 30 zombies lose their heads. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 05:36 PM |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 06:17 PM |
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Fur Sure! |
| Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:57 PM |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
| Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 07:36 AM |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
| Gave Krotchy the bad touch. Unlocked: May 10, 2015 07:26 AM |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
| Gave a kickoff to a severed head. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 07:51 AM |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
| Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 01:53 PM |
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Shiva Blast |
| "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 07:10 PM |
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Friend of Dorothy |
| Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:29 PM |
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Officer McLovin' |
| Asked a police officer to sign your petition. Unlocked: April 25, 2015 10:41 AM |
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Paid the Piper |
| Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 04:15 PM |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
| Kicked open a door. Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:12 PM |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
| Put out someone that's on fire. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 06:58 PM |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
| Sucked down your own piss. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 04:10 PM |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
| Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:59 PM |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
| Wore all three outfits. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 01:39 PM |
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A-Rod Who? |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. Unlocked: May 14, 2015 07:13 PM |
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Door Mat |
| Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 04:42 PM |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
| Killed someone with a flying jump kick. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 06:32 PM |
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One time, at band camp... |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 08:02 PM |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
| Found the secret bank exit on Monday. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 07:55 PM |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 12:50 PM |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
| Found one of the hidden underground sewers. Unlocked: April 28, 2015 12:10 PM |
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You are not alone |
| Observed an NPC going POSTAL! Unlocked: December 26, 2013 04:48 PM |
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Thanks for the money! |
| Finished all seven days. Unlocked: May 11, 2015 06:17 PM |
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GABAGOOOOOL! |
| Reunited with an old friend. Unlocked: April 21, 2015 08:36 PM |