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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? |
| Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. |
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Brainstorm |
| Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. |
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Nigel You Bloody Hero |
| Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. |
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Don't In-Test My Patience |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. |
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Performance Anxiety |
| Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
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When You Have No Choice But To Operate |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. |
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A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. |
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At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
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Shh I Doctor Now |
| Calm your patient. |
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Surgetricity |
| Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) |
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Performance Enhancer? |
| Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) |
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I Immediately Regret This Decision |
| Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time. |
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And They Said It Was Impossible! |
| Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) |
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Butter Fingers |
| Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. |
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What Have I Done?? |
| Lose the patient within 15 seconds. |
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Hammer Time |
| Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. |
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Mother Hen |
| Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. |
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Practically Licensed |
| Complete all procedures. |
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I Should Never Have Doubted Myself |
| Get an A++ rating on a procedure. |
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Best Surgeon In The World |
| Get an A++ rating on all procedures. |
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Like A Wet Paper Towel |
| Throw the new heart away in the surgery. |
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I'm Sure He'll Live |
| Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. |
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Like An Animal |
| Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. |
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Frikkin' Lasers |
| Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser. |
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Go For The Optics! |
| Perform |
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10 Megabytes Of Raw Data |
| Collect all floppy disks. |
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Spaaaaaaaaace |
| Go where no surgeon has gone before. |
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About As Politically Correct As Fur |
| Give the patient a... scarf. |
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There Is Nothing More To Teach... |
| Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! |
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Let's Go Practice Medicine |
| Perform an uber heart transplant. |
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That's How I Lost My Medical License |
| Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
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Should I Be Awake For This? |
| Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. |
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The Sound Of Progress My Friend! |
| Explode a heart. |
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Archimedes! |
| Hit Archimedes with a heart. |
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It's In! It's In I Tell You! |
| ...and it was going so well. |
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Nothing But Skull |
| Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in. |
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Let's See That Sick Filth Again |
| Perform a 180° spoon flip. |
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Call Trisha |
| Now where did you leave her number... |
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In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed |
| Perform a heart transplant in space. |
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No Time To Admire The View |
| Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. |
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Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine |
| Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
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Zero G Kidney |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in space. |
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Stomach O'Clock |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
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The Surgery Of The Future |
| Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
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It's Hardly Rocket Science |
| Perform a brain transplant in space. |
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Speedrun Time |
| Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. |
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Precision Instrument Time |
| Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. |
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Enter The Code |
| I'm not sure that was worth it... |
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We're Going On An Adventure! |
| Take your radio with you. |
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Screw The Prime Directive |
| Reveal your next patient. |
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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing |
| Smash all canisters within 10 seconds. |
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Best Surgeon In The Universe |
| Complete all 6 secret transplants. |
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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing |
| Perform an eye transplant. |
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Blink And You'll Miss It |
| Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. |
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No More Worse Than Shampoo |
| Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
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Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist |
| Perform a teeth transplant. |
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You May Feel A Light Tapping |
| Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. |
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Those Are Some Healthy Gums |
| Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
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Like a hotdog down a hallway. |
| Perform a corridor heart transplant. |
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I Can't Work Under These Conditions! |
| Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
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Don't Even Need A Bucket |
| Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
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Delivery Coming Through |
| Perform a corridor double kidney transplant. |
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Right Tools At The Right Time |
| Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. |
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Tunnel Vision |
| Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
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We're Going Bowling! |
| Perform a corridor brain transplant. |
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The Speed Of A Neuron |
| Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. |
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The Brains Of The Operation |
| Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. |
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Don't Run With Scalpels |
| Perform a corridor eye transplant. |
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Blinding Speed Surgery |
| Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
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Won't Even Need Glasses! |
| Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
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Mobile Dentistry |
| Perform a corridor teeth transplant. |
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Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum |
| Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. |
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Open Really Wide |
| Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
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Keep Your Eyes On The Road |
| Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance. |
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I Can See For Miles... Per Hour |
| Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. |
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At Worst, You're Now Colourblind |
| Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. |
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Brace For Surgery |
| Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. |
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Not The Time Or Place For Precision |
| Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. |
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No Need To Curb Stomp Him |
| Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
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My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me |
| Perform an eye transplant in space. |
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Eye Of The Space Storm |
| Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. |
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Expert Space Stalker |
| Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. |
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Orbital Dentist |
| Perform a teeth transplant in space. |
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The Tooth Is Out There |
| Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
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Maintained Healthy Gums At Least |
| Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. |
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What A Load Of Bull |
| Listen to the surgeon rap. |
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I Am A Genius! |
| Create a Hammerhead shark. |
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Grin And Bear It |
| Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. |
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The Goggles Do Nothing |
| Completely smash up the goggles. |
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Lumberjack |
| Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe. |
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Heterochromia |
| Give the patient heterochromia. |
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You Can't Handle The Tooth! |
| Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. |
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First Success |
| Complete an alien organ transplant. |
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You're Free Now |
| Set the Gobbleshaft free. |
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Moooooo |
| Heart of a Cow. |
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Trumsplant |
| Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. |
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Little Wet Willy |
| Wet Willy with little pinky. |
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Pink Eye |
| Vodka to the eye. |
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Now I Can Reach |
| Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. |
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Is it Real? |
| Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. |
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A New Heart |
| Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
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A++ is Trumperific |
| Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
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A Small Loan From My Father |
| Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00. |